Picture "I have a crazy guy in my philosophy class. He is always questioning everything. On the first day, he claimed he has been to the matrix, so we call him 'The Matrix Guy.' I made this road map of the class lecture and the tangents we go on. enjoy." (enlarge
Picture "I went home from school one weekend to take care of some things, only to find my brother dragging his obscenely drunk friend into the house. After throwing up all over himself and wetting his pants, he passed out on our futon."
Picture I looked it up. It says: "Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new." So, there you go - kill dad.
Picture "We put up a slip-n-slide in my friends house while he was gone, you should have seen the look on his face when he came home...."