My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
Iran Michael Jordan Pwned
Straight forward Facebook comments, where Jennifer gets pwned by Seth about Iran and whether or not they case about Michael Jackson's death.
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How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
