My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
How Asians Marry
I took this at a Chinese wedding i went to. the girl thought it would look cool to have her boyfriends tie over her shoulder, (i dont know why either) but didnt realize she was choking him half to death.
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Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
