A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Frogger
I wish people could hear what the air traffic people used to say about my car!
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What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
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They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
