Picture The great thing about Jesus is you can add him to your interests right on your death bed and you still get to go to heaven.
Picture "I asked Jesus 'How much do you love me?' 'This much!' he answered. Then he stretched out his arms and died." We get that joke in the text submissions all the time, and I usually consider it offensive.
Picture "Well, Bob knew he was already on CollegeHumor.com for the shocker, so we decided to switch it up and go with the 'Canadian Crippler!"
Picture I looked it up. It says: "Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new." So, there you go - kill dad.