Nothing says "I love you" quite like discounted Carrot Top tickets.
Because nothing says I love you the same way a cucumber does.
Did you see the latest episode of Jersey Shore where they all go to a club and just embroider the hell out of the place. It's crazy.
Nothing says "I'm ready for love" like the name widower_taco.
Nothing says "wake and bake" like making a bong out of your bed.
Nothing says, "We take getting black out drunk seriously" like a double-keggerator.