Picture "I got drunk one night and cut my foot in the pond behind our dorms. I am not allowed to walk on it for three weeks. That did not stop me from partying."
Picture "I was watching tennis for the first time in my life and I came across the Williams twins. And after I heard them grunt, I immediatly made a connection to our friend chewie here."
Picture The only tattoo that pays for itself - "Well at least I can go to the bar broke and get 1 free shot."