When you get a $283 drinking ticket at University of Illinois, your best bet is to walk around halls collecting donations. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From hollimer on October 21, 2004 See More Popular Pictures More By hollimer View Profile Blue Man Group (solo) and Captain Jack Sparrow on halloween. why the fuck not? Recommended Comments () Picture The best part about drinking with you guys is I get to eat the cans when you're done. Picture From Southern Illinois University Carbondale, Illinois we bring you another hot bartender. Picture Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you Picture "Never pass out at Illinois Wesleyan University with your shoes on..." Picture "Three Coats of Paint, nine Coats of Polyurethane, and an innovative gutter system to collect spilled beer!" You guys aren't collecting the spilled beer for drinking, right? Picture You know, you could just walk around in your normal clothes with no paint and still claim to be Mystique. Comments ()
Blue Man Group (solo) and Captain Jack Sparrow on halloween. why the fuck not?
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