Picture "I saw the 'time to go back to the future picture' and I said might as well do it in style. Check out the license plate."
Picture "My friend went out of town for a week and said i can do anything to his car while he was gone as long as it would still run. So we beat it with bats and took off the roof. "
Picture "I didnt want to get a job, so I decided to try to get people to give me their money using bets. I bet people that I have a 12 inch hairy penis. Nuff said."