I assume this hole is 'stroke play'?
"This is an actual cake from a wedding I went to in Alabama. The shotgun shells were intentional."
I'm going to assume this wasn't done when he was passed out drunk. I hope at least.
"With this expiration date, I can safely assume that this milk is hella old."
People need to be more careful when sculpturing. Though, this might have been intentional.
I'm left to assume a cream pie is an insanely vulgar sexual term I don't know the meaning of.