"Am I fucked up or is this fucked up???"
Pick-up line of the night: I think these balloons are taking me UP, UP, UP the stairs and into my bedroom.
It's this type of blatant disregard for the system that keeps the Big Noodle people up at night.
Later that night, the man became animated, put on war paint, and fucked this kid with an axe.
He dishonorably lost all those merit badges that night.
"I woke up one morning with this haircut.... what a night"