"My friend sent me this pic from Seoul, S korea. I wish i knew what the buttons were for."

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive