I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Yeah...
I totally have MS paint skills, and she might be a bitch.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.