One of my housemates eats loads, so she uses two cupboards for all her food, and refused to give one up for the new girl that moved in two weeks ago. Today, the new girl left the cooker on under her cupboard and melted all her chocolate. Justice served.
My beer talks to me
Topics
beer
Like this Picture
Embed
Close
Hello Kitty Sushi Rolls
So cute you'll be puking up rainbows.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.



Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.