This is what happens when you mix an animal rights activist with a blond sorority girl.
This is exactly what you SHOULDN'T do when someone dies at your party.
"This is what happens when you pass out on a Friday night."
When you have to load up your beer purchase with a fork lift, it's going to be a fun night.
You don't want to wake up from a night of drinking and find yourself like this.
If this is what happens when you pass out at this place, I'm bringing grain alcohol.