"College is the "key" to success! First night out I managed to jump off my bed and get a key stuck in my foot." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture October 11, 2004 Recommended Comments () Picture "First night of being a freshman. I was walking and skewered my self with a marshmallow stick. Went in two inches and was taken to the hospital to have it removed." Welcome to college. Picture He should invent a key that honks loudly at all times. That way, you never lose it. Picture Free Key Cleaner Picture "Out-of-towner here fell off a 50-foot cliff into the ocean while blackout drunk on Saturday night. Took the picture Sunday morning at about 9:30am." Picture "On the Friday night before Halloween I slammed my finger in my dorm door, and cut the tip of my finger off, then with it off went and let somebody in. Docs at the hosptial said it cant be reattatched, but whatever, its all good." (gross) Picture You really have to dig deep if you want the key to this guy's heart. Comments ()
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