Picture "First night of being a freshman. I was walking and skewered my self with a marshmallow stick. Went in two inches and was taken to the hospital to have it removed." Welcome to college.
Picture "Out-of-towner here fell off a 50-foot cliff into the ocean while blackout drunk on Saturday night. Took the picture Sunday morning at about 9:30am."
Picture "On the Friday night before Halloween I slammed my finger in my dorm door, and cut the tip of my finger off, then with it off went and let somebody in. Docs at the hosptial said it cant be reattatched, but whatever, its all good." (gross)