My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
4th of July (the morning after)
the first morning in his new house, I wake up to this on my phone. he had no idea. (ode to joy was also playing along with the picture. I couldn't attach the file...)
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Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
