Youngest kid to ever throw out his back.
Get a good look kid, you may not see something like this again for a few years.
Why do you want your kid to get one, Mam?
The good thing about Oppositeville is you get punished with cupcakes.
Kid, if you think crying's going to get you anywhere in life... look in front of you.
I've asked a handwriting analyst to look at this letter. He confirmed that this kid is completely insane.