Try as I might, I still can't figure out how #1 could possibly happen.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts