Not actual size Ikea?!? You mean I rented this U-Haul for nothing?
"Seems like a good deal, but there is always a part missing when you go to put it together."
Just don't ask him what a Malm is.
Poor Carl is at the end of his tiny little rope.
ARM YOURSELF WITH KNOWLEDGE. THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
No, not like that, you dingus!