A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
"Some girls from my buddies soccer team. Truth or Dare has never paid off this good!"
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Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
