The dress Sarah Palin wore for her resignation speech was stolen from another famous thief.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.