"Ice cream flavors are binary so either chocolate or vanilla. None of that strawberry crap!"

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.