Picture "So we went to our local taco shop. My friend, who is blackout drunk, decides to get naked and run around. He passed out on the hood just as we got our food. There were about 3 cars behind us, and the lady working the drive thru was laughing her ass off.
Picture "Kid passed out ass naked on our couch, so we decided to cover him up with whatever we could find."
Picture Half of me wants someone to rip those tear-away pants off and the other half of me really, really doesn't want to see the outcome.