Fell asleep on the sun.
He should fall asleep in the sun, then shave his head.
"This is what happens when you fall asleep in the Chi Phi House with your shoes on!"
If you've ever gotten the word REDNECK tattooed on your inner lip... you might be a dumbass.
This will haunt your dreams, which is all the more reason not to fall asleep on top of a mountain.
You don't want the pilot having a nightmare should he fall asleep.