Beer Goggles
This atrocity fed my friend (i use that term loosely after this night) shot after shot of Jack until she ultimately had his way with him. Judging by the size of her black and decker pecker wrecker braces, i'd say he doesnt have much of his manhood left, o
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.