It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Scumbag Adele
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
Turtles fuckin'. Yep.
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Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
