Don't worry - they're puppies, so it's not that much to eat.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

She hasn't been seen since.

Leave that thing a-Lohan.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.