It's like they're playing Twister without the mat.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.