I work at a popular italian restaurant as a food/kitchen runner. Sucks. A woman ordered a salad. She sent the salad back complaining that the vegetables in the salad were too "crispy and fresh." She asked for us to put it in the microwave with butter. People are simply ridiculous.
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Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
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Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
