One Eyed Monster Ballon
What can I say, what better way to celebrate my mom's birthday then a bunch of ballons like this one. Those grande ballons can kiss my ass!
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.