Picture "This was my second speeding ticket in 2 days. Funny thing was the cop took the picture and said 'I made collegehumor once.' and drove off."
Picture "My roomates favorite drunk food! It's is a sandwich with 8 pieces of bacon, 2 cups of lard, 5 tablespoons of mayo, 6 eggs (cooked in the lard), 4 pieces of cheese, deep fried bun, tomato (the only healthy thing), and enough fat to last at least 6 days (2