Nobody said it was going to be a fun vacation...

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal