Picture Don't read the end of this caption until you have guessed how many paddles it took to get his ass this purple! Okay, did you guess yet? The answer is 20. If you guessed within 3, reward yourself by looking at a boobies picture!
Picture "Another hottest bartender from Ontario... I'm telling you.. Canada will take this contest, afterall there is no hockey so we have to win something."
Picture Was the purple people eater purple, or did he just eat purple people? Because if it's the latter, this guy should be worried.