Picture "Saw the picture of that other cat chillin. This is my cat the first day I gave him catnip. Now he listens to a lot of Phish and is talking about getting an acoustic off eBay. He's a mess."
Picture Hey man, leave me alone I got kicked out of my home and I'm just trying to get a good night's sleep in here.
Picture I used to have a cat who would piss on our bed. She would actually attack my bed - she'd run up when someone was in the room, unload her bladder, and run out before anyone knew what happened.
Picture "I was driving behind this idiot for about 15 minutes, he was screaming out his window and flicking people off."