The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
"I was out working on the shed with my dad. Looked over and saw my cat just chilling out. Thats abou it. Other than he sat like that for about 15 minutes. Good times."
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