Picture I only caught a fleeting glimpse of the thief officer... she was female... any other distinguishing traits? Let me think...
Picture "My buddy and I were at the Indianapolis Formula 1 race and we got the grid girls to give the shocker." The real trick is getting them to take one.
Picture Meet J.J. Redick, one of the top players in college hoops. He does this every time he makes a three.
Picture I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fucking seconds; to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!