Picture "I was with my girlfriend eating Chinese food when she insisted on opening both of the fortune cookies. Best day of my life. I love the future!"
Picture My boyfriend's yard was going to get a ticket for his grass being too long. So my friend and I decided we would mow their yard for them because they were too lazy. When they came home from work, their grass was cut along with a beautiful new flower gard
Picture "I came home to my apartment and found a nice gift bag hanging from my doorknob from my landlord. I couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from until I opened it." He's like the real life "Phantom of the Office."
Picture "My roomate carl found out the hard way that our laundry room door locks itself from the inside when he came home drunk to get his laundry."