He got so baked he melted.
He looks pretty upset for someone who is watching four girls grope each other.
He looks pretty drunk already. That beer bong must have been the knock-out punch.
He still placed third in the Heinz Baked Beans 10 k.
"He lost his virginity, so we baked him a cake."
He forget to mention he's proficient in Photoshop AND Microsft Excel.