"This is an actual cake from a wedding I went to in Alabama. The shotgun shells were intentional."
"I was dragged to a wedding in Texas...How white trash is the grooms cake?"
This was the groom's cake, and by that we mean only the groom ate it.
The groom's cake. Unfortunately, the groom tried to eat the helmet.
He's the hero this wedding needs (obviously-did you see the groom's shoes?).
My friend Stacy at her wedding... entertaining the gents..