Picture "This guy was sitting by the pool with a mannequin head in between his legs. He just sat there brushing and styling its hair. Needless to say, everyone was staring at him."
Picture That's the only way he'll ever be between those legs. Unless he's a millionaire I guess. Or has a heart of gold.
Picture "Apparently some guy in Edmonton built a bad ass hockey rink in his back yard and converted his mower into a Zamboni." Worth it even if you never play hockey.