Picture The thing that I can't stand about Hooters waitresses is the forced awkward conversation they're required to have with you. I mean, just give me my terrible wings, ya know?
Picture First KFCer to find the feather wins life long chicken buckets and the right to sign a non-disclosure agreement! Win-win.
Picture "My buddy was a little hungry so he made a run to Safeway. When he got back, he found some fried chicken with the feathers still on it"
Picture We all already had Hooters Orlandos wife-beaters, so the rest of the costume came together easily.