Picture "My boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to try feeding some raccoons while we were camping...he got bored with just tossing food so he put a hotdog in his butt and fed them that way...they actually ate it!"
Picture "I started the night with a loaf of bread to give to my disciples, but got so trashed that it needed to be force fed to me to avoid a trip to the hospital."
Picture "I was with my girlfriend eating Chinese food when she insisted on opening both of the fortune cookies. Best day of my life. I love the future!"
Picture this is my boyfriend, wearing the homemade costume i helped with... the best halloween costume ever.