Picture "This guy was walking through a mall with his son who looked about nine. When we asked if we could take a picture with him, he told us that 'ya'll are embarrasing me' in a crazy Arkansas accent."
Picture "2 in the afternoon and this guy stumbles past our table. This is no joke, and was not staged. He was like this for 10 minutes until his buddies moved him. He never fell, never moved."
Picture "The Domino's guy was already drunk when he delieverd the pizza, so we asked him if he wanted to hang out."