"The sex shops in Paris are so big, they have shopping carts."
You can't outrun the police in Paris, though you can outswim them.
"A picture from a local ad in the paper. It says win a sony Xbox."
How else would you get away with swearing in a paper?
They weren't even the wildest things on the subway. Just behind them is a one-legged homeless man who can breakdance.
Nobody in the picture section of CollegeHumor is ever running for political office.