He was doing just fine before you adopted him and changed his name to Paw Rudd.
"He told her he was a robot and she grabbed him and started licking his face."
Ugh, I hope he doesn't tweet about this.
"And the best part is, the radio still works!"
"My friend interns at a radio station and this was his punishment for showing up late one day."
That's what he said after he became a zombie.