It's on like Donkey Kong

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve