I know everybody likes Lindsay on here so heres a new one. Featuring a wet t-shirt.

She hasn't been seen since.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Leave that thing a-Lohan.

"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.