Picture "My buddy and I were at the Indianapolis Formula 1 race and we got the grid girls to give the shocker." The real trick is getting them to take one.
Picture "We were looking around the house for some dice to play 7-11 doubles. Instead we found this in our buddy's desk drawer..."
Picture There's my way, and the right way, and I want to be home in time for Cheers so we're doing it my way.
Picture Do you guys ever wonder how different the world would be today if there were a third even drunker girl there that fateful night?