IKEA makes dorm masturbation easier! Roommate home? No problem.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle