"Boston College girl on vacation with sand sculpture"

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

"Gretchen, NO!"

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.